See Dick hunt.
See Dick hunt with his boy.
See Dick hunt with his boy on a ranch.
See Dick hunt with his boy on a ranch in Texas.
See Dick hunt with his boy on a ranch in Texas and not pay attention.
See Dick shoot his boy.
See Dick say: "My bad."
Dick tried to cover it up. Then, when it was revealed what happened, he still didn't say much.
Dick, you see, doesn't feel that he has to answer to anybody. He is, after all, Dick.
And a dick.
But, eventually, the truth came out. Dick's secret was revealed.
Dozens of newspaper stories were written. Comics made fun of Dick. Columnists called him out. Everybody was wondering what was going on with Dick: Was he crazy? Is he arrogant? Is Alzheimers kicking in? Or is he just a dick?
Finally, Dick held a press conference. He had a major announcement: He shot his friend.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice-President Dick Cheney on Wednesday accepted full blame for shooting a fellow hunter and defended his decision to not publicly disclose the accident until the following day. He called it "one of the worst days of my life."
Gee, Dick, thanks for sharing.
See Dick struggle.
See Dick backtrack.
See Dick continue being what he's always been.