Thursday, August 24, 2006

Getting her Lotto on

Peep this clueless bitch: She stole more than $2 million from her bosses. For what? Lottery Tickets.

Yes, this idiot thought she could get away with swiping millions of dollars. According to the story, she used the money to buy lotto tickets. She actually, seriously, believed in her heart of hearts that she would win the lotto.

Quietly, this brings up another issue. Don't we all know somwone who swears up and down that THEY are going to win the lotto, and spend a fourth of their salary buying tickets? It's funny how every one of us are convinced that we are going to be the lucky mofo that's going to win.

I believe in faith and persistence, but this is going a bit too far. Though, to be honest, I did just read that the Mega Millions jackpot just hit $60 million.
Shiiiit, let me run and buy five cash option tickets right fast...

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